Shocks, twists and turns are set to take fewer shocking twists and turns in a Hollywood shake-up that will see future generations of films changed forever.
There will now be a select few options for studios to choose from should they want to include plot twists in their productions.
The catalog of twists is apparently stored in an office somewhere in LA, though there are talks of just keeping it in the cloud instead to save even more money.
Joan Chandelier the Showbiz spokeswoman of California, said “Hollywood is just like the rest of the world. Money is important to them and they need more of it at the moment so they are making tough decisions. Plot twists are just one of the sacrifices!”
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There are further reports that the Hollywood studios will now only offer 2 types of milk alternatives on set in an effort to cut back on needless costs.
This has drawn complaints from the Vegan Actors Rights Union who said “people have rights, just like animals have rights and in order to protect animal rights we need more choice on set.”
We reached out for a comment from Hollywood but did not hear back.
