Train drivers have reported a sense of life passing them by and ‘hurtling into the future’ while at work.
The condition has been identified as ‘Hurtlanx’ by Dr. Claude Forewent, visiting professor of motion at Olso’s Institute For Studying Strange Feelings at Work (IFSSFaW) who had been talking to dozens of train drivers as part of a study.
“My study indicates that the constant forward motion leaves drivers spending too long thinking that life is passing them by. To ease this anxiety we recommend that train drivers should sit facing backwards for a minimum of ten minutes each hour,” said Dr. Forewent.
