Turkey feast fiasco finds fans fuming

Fuming fans have taken to social media to vent their fury after the unveiling of the Turkey Feast snack menu left many in crisis.

Following a wait of nearly 11 months food fans across the country who had queued for minutes where left stunned when the much anticipated Turkey Feast was unveiled.

Furious meat snack superfans Barry and Garry Barry, were straight onto every available social media platform, “We are devastated. The promised Turkey Feast has not delivered. To say we were underwhelmed and unfulfilled would be an understatement. They have overpromised and under delivered. It wasn’t worth the wait. What kind of world will it be for our kids if we can’t provide tasty pastry wrapped meat snacks? How are people supposed to react? This fiasco is on the verge of becoming a crisis.”

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