Just seven decades after it was first thought of, talking into your cufflinks may be about to take off in a big way.
According to some men everywhere, it’s what “we’ve all been waiting for”.
Dress shirt wearers will also be able to surf the internet with their cuffs doubling as screens.
It is the shake up that the cufflink market has been dreading and looking forward to for years.
“We’re pretty close,” said a mobile internet boffin. “We’ve cracked 5G and are hoping to add another 1.5G so they will be 6.5G and that’s more than 6G ready.”
But excited customers have been dealt yet another blow when this week audio files were leaked where code name CommuniCuff cufflink talking tech creators were heard saying in a web chat that “at the moment we’re focussing all of our energy on making them dry clean only”.
This unexpected feature is supposed to future proof the product with creators saying the push back (estimated at 2 years) in production now will save customers minutes in the future.
At the end of the leaked audio recording and the meeting, an intern was heard asking “will the cufflinks talk back?”
