Compulsory inflight bingo plan stalled by ‘busy’ pilots

A budget airline’s plans for compulsory inflight bingo failed to take off because fun sponge pilots and crew claimed they were ‘too busy’ to check winning cards.

The £2 per game – 20 games per hour plans looked set for take off until pilots refused to leave the the cockpit every time someone shouted ‘house.’

“First it was smoking, then they stop you getting pissed, now this,” said one frequent flyer.

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